meticulously created and written by Casper, A.K.A seemoreglass.
Dancing Red Rose

DID YOU SEE MORE GLASS?

1990-something
Probably about the Romero Family, huh? . . .

THE THORNS OF AUGUST & CLYDE

Oh, it's opening time, down on Fascination Street, so let's cut the conversation, and get out for a bit. Because I feel it all fading, and paling, and I'm begging to drag you down with me, to kick the last nail in. Yeah, I like you in that, like I like you to scream, but if you open your mouth, I can't be responsible for quite what goes in, or to care what comes out, so just pull on your hair, just pull on your pout! And let's move to the beat, like we know that it's over! If you slip going under, slip over my shoulder! So just pull on your face, just pull on your feet!... And let's hit opening time, down on Fascination Street! . . . . . . So pull on your hair, pull on your pout! Cut the conversation, just open your mouth! Pull on your face, pull on your feet, and let's hit opening time, down on Fascination Street!. . . Down on Fascination Street! . . . Down on Fascination Street! . . . Down on Fascination Street! . . . Down on Fascination Street! . . . On Fascination Street . . . . .

WELL, if you're reading this, it means you likely live in the city in which it's being published. And that means you likely know it's about the oh-so-great Cedric Romero and his son, Clydeth Romero. Ha, ha, ha, HA! Isn't it always? Probably not a big surprise to anyone, right? Riiiiiiiight?

Anyways, in a small city like this, all the children of rich families are friends with the other children of rich families. Which means, for this clique of lavishness, of course they need a whole seperate ELITE UNIVERSITY, the bastards. This goes for Clydeth Romero and the other riiiich children of the city. Gee, golly gosh, how special they are, huh? Imagine it, being a young man like Clyde. Everyday, you go to such a fancy university for a few classes, and you come home to a LUXURIOUS manor, and go, "Gee, what a day!" and stuff your face with pastries. Or maybe he goes home and takes a longggg five hour nap, or maybe he's productive and reads a book. Or MAYBE all he does is pester his butler 24/7!! Have you ever thought about THAT??

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Being the son of a famous rich man: what's it like?

BEING one of the most popular rich young men in the city, and a handsome one at that, everyone is going around and asking themselves, "what's it like? What's it like enjoying all these luxuries, in seemingly pure bliss?"

AND, to answer the questions of the desperate crowd, we've put together an interview with the one and only Clydeth, or Clyde, Romero.

When interviewed, the first question asked to Clyde was, "How does a regular day of your life go?" Clyde responds by saying, "Well, it's simple, really. If I have classes, I go to them. If I don't, I'll hang out around the manor and read and such, or I'll hang out with my friends. Maybe some parties, if I'm feeling up to it --- and I usually am." What a refined gentleman!

The next quesion asked to Clyde by our interviewer, due to popular demand, was, "What is your favorite food?" Clyde: "Ah, I really love French pastries. Any French pastries. I must admit, I have a bit of a sweet tooth." Well, I'm sure all the girls will swoon over that one! Ha, ha, HA!

INTERVIEW: CONTINUED.

The next question asked by the interviewer was; "How is your experience with your personal butler? Does he happen to be an important figure in your life?"

Clyde: "Oh, August?" He muses, and then he went into an almost deep thought, for a few long moments.

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Snapped out of his thinking and knowing what to say, Clyde finally speaks up again.

"Well, August is an important figure in my life, I suppose, but I wouldn't say it's necessarily in a good way. He's more of a bother... like static you can't get out of a radio."

The interviewer raised his eyebrows at Clyde, urging him to go on.

Clyde sighed. "To put it bluntly, he's plain annoying," he said. "He's constantly nagging me about everything --- how my hair looks, how my clothes aren't put on neatly, and it's simply irritating." Clyde had grumbled at this point, really starting to get up in his feelings.

"And... and he always has this look on his face, I don't know how to explain it, but it just irks me. And he's constantly making these testy little comments at me! It's rude. He's rude. He gets his job done well, but goddamnit, does he upset me."

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